Porn

I was listening to the Howard Stern show on the way to work a few days ago, and of course he had a porn star as his guest. He also had a blind man on who was a huge fan of this particular porn prodigy, and he even had a favorite clip he liked to listen to repeatedly. They played the clip and it was the actress making some freakish duck noises and gagging noises. I wasn't sure what she was doing, but then they made her re-enact the noise using a banana, so I'm assuming she was giving a blow job. The noise has stuck in my mind, and I even imitated it for some friends, who found it pretty funny.

How weird would it be to be a porn star? They engage in sex like it's nothing more than shaking hands for a film crew and the world to see. I wonder if there's a professional society of porn stars who get together to discuss the hazards they have to deal with in the industry. I would be interested in reading a first-hand account of the porn industry, or maybe a day in the life of a fluffer. I wonder if they have their own on-site pube groomer. I want to know the intricate details of production.