Surreal Fun for a Surreal Life

I've been trying to post for the past few days and haven't been able to. I think it was the spyware that took over my computer. It was something called the elite bar that linked certain key words (sex, business, anal, education, etc.) in every web site to a site selling products related to that key word. What a fucking pain in the ass. I got rid of it with Ad-Aware.

So a few days ago I had a surreal experience. The phone rings at work, and I answer it because that's part of my job. Some dude asks to speak to Judy. I say there's no one here by that name, and he was like, "oh, sorry, I though it was Judy that worked there." So anyway, he was one of our customers so I helped him and hung up. About 1 minute later my cell phone rings, so I answer it. Some lady goes, "Judy?" I say, you've got the wrong number. She repeats the number she was trying to reach and it was the same last 4 digits as mine, different first 3. I hang up with her, thinking to myself that is screwy. I never get misdialed numbers. The work phone rings again, I answer it, hoping that I'm not losing my mind, as I'm prone to do from time to time. "Hello?", I say. "Hi, this is Judy from so and so company. I need this that and the other." I'm thinking, what the fuck is going on? Did I slip into some parallel universe time warp where my name is Judy? Is Judy trying to communicate through me from the great beyond? Is this a sign from some higher power, directing me to do something, something to do with Judy? Am I slowly going insane?

Anyway, I was freaked out for a minute. I emailed my boyfriend, attempting to describe my "judy experience" He emailed me back with, "do what?" Yeah, exactly. I sounded like a maniac.