Oops. I've been away for awhile. Not much has happened, except I turned ............. 30! Holy fucking shit! For the love of God, say it isn't so. My life is so over. And it never really began. I'm a washed up loser at 30. Just kidding. I'm actually quite fabulous. You've just got to use your imagination.
On a lighter note, I saw an amazing movie from 1985 called Perfect, starring John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis. Travolta's character is a Rolling Stone reporter doing a story on health clubs, and he's trying to seduce an aerobics superstar instructor Jamie Lee Curtis. There's one beautiful scene where he's taking one of her classes and it switches back and forth to each one longingly thrusting their pelvises at each other, for like 5 minutes straight. You know, aerobics was an entirely different beast back in the eighties. I think it's time for a revival of the clothing and attitude of highly sexualized eighties-style aerobics. There's nothing like a little thrusting to get that heart rate going. Thrust it to the right, Thrust it to the left, Thrust it in the middle, now grind it all around. Oh yeah, burn baby burn. I almost couldn't watch the scene because it was just too much for my sensitive faculties. Has anyone else seen this movie?
Oh, I've missed you so much sweet blog. I promise I'll never abandon you again. Forgive me.
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YAAAAY! You're back! I've been stopping by almost every day and I missed you.
"I'm actually quite fabulous. You've just got to use your imagination." Can I get a bumper sticker that says that?
How was the big day? I thought about you.
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