Yoda is awesome.

I saw Star Wars last night. Yoda is awesome. You wouldn't think a creature so tiny could kick as much ass as he does, but he does. Because he uses the force.

I'm just not in the blogging mood these days. My creative juices aren't flowing. My brain isn't functioning to full capacity. I should probably be worried, but I can't be bothered.

The American Idol finale is tonight. I think I'll make it a point not to watch. I've decided to change my reality TV addicted ways. No more of that garbage for me. Life is too short to waste it watching other people pretend to live out their lives in front of a camera for the sole purpose of possibly getting 15 or more minutes of fame.

People keep coming to this site from random searches, including "blowjob noise girl Howard Stern." I don't have any readers, just accidental tourists. By the way, I do a great impression of the blowjob noise girl. She sounds like a manic duck.

Hopefully my brain will start functioning again in the near future. That might be nice.