It's hump day

This article about killing a roach is kind of funny, but also disturbing. I found myself feeling sorry for the little guy. Sometimes I feel guilty for killing insects, even ants, because I imagine that their little insect families will grieve or something because Papa never came back from the grocery store with their sustenance. But it's just a fleeting thought I have while I'm smashing it with my shoe.

So I saw Wedding Crashers and surprisingly enjoyed it. There was one incredibly sexist scene in the beginning that really pisssed me off but I got over it pretty quickly. Unfathomably, there's something about Owen Wilson that is sexy. His nose is an enigma. At first glance you just want to run away as fast as you can in the opposite direction. But after a few seconds, if you didn't flee in panic, it begins to morph into something almost beautiful.

Here's another funny website called Rachel Ray Sucks that I found in an article on Slate. Though I am guilty of watching her "30 Minute Meals" show from time to time, she's so fucking annoying.

I need some new blogs to read. Any suggestions?