Need coffee up in my

I really need some coffee, but I'm not going to make any because all the coffee cups are dirty and I don't have any dishwashing soap. So I can't do any work until after lunch, because I'm not awake enough to do anything until I get some caffeine up in my bloodstream. I wouldn't want to half-ass anything, so I'm really just looking out for my employer's wants and needs. Hell, it's Monday anyway, he can't really expect me to be productive on a Monday morning. Sheesh! What am I, some kind of work robot?

For all those dying to know the fate of the redneck pool, I returned it to K-Mart for a full refund! Whoo. I didn't expect them to even take it back, but they did with no questions asked. I probably would've gotten a replacement pool, but they were completely out of them. It will probably be hard to find another one since the season is drawing to a close. I can't fucking believe the summer is almost over. But that's O.K. because Fall is my favorite season of all.

I'm crossing my fingers about a job opportunity I interviewed for last week. Call me damn it! Call me now! I wonder if they'll even have the courtesy to let me know I didn't get the job? Probably not. That would be too considerate. Just call me, please!