Garnier-Fructis

I'll think I'm in the clear, returning back to a more normal state of mind, when all of a sudden, here it comes again from the recesses of my mind, the new Garnier-Fructis song. Their new product is some sort of grapefruit sensation that will change your entire life, giving you the energy to conquer the world. The theme song is a perky, 80's souding jingle, reminiscent of Jem and the Holograms. It's the cheesiest television jingle I've heard in a while. And I can't get it out of my head!! Help me! This reminds me a news report from a long time ago about some woman who sued Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight because she claimed her voice had caused her to have an everlasting orgasm. Except in my case, my head is going to explode. No everlasting orgasm for me. (I'm not making that up, it really did happen. I think)