I have blog envy

My blog is stupid. I don't have any readers, thus I don't get comments. It totally sux. I feel like a lamo. It's not that I really need a bunch of comments to make blogging worthwhile. It would just make it more enjoyable. I wouldn't feel like such a blog loser. But alas, that is what I am. I am so tiresome. I suppose I'll have to come up with more creative posts, because my honest and drab posts just aren't cutting it for me or anyone else. Maybe I'll create another persona. That might be more fun for me and anyone else who happens to stop by.