Wednesday, November 30, 2005

I have no life

Because all i do is watch TV. I've never kept up with this many shows in my life. Maybe that's why I keep putting on the pounds. I'm a fat ass couch potato. Just to shock myself into quitting the tube I will list all my "must-see" shows.

Mondays -
Tuesdays - The Office, Nip/Tuck
Wednesdays - America's Next Top Model, Lost
Thursdays - The Apprentice
Fridays - Degrassi, The Next Generation
Saturdays -
Sundays - Simpsons, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy

And of all these stupid shows, my favorite is America's Next Top Model. What is wrong with me? I hate Tyra. She's such a shallow bitch. I hate that models are so revered in society. I must examine this dissonance in a future blog.

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