Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Gay Christmas Trees

My boyfriend bought a fake tree at Target, along with some ornaments and a garland, that I helped him pick out with much enjoyment. But I have to admit, it's kind of gay. I wonder how many straight bachelors go out and get a tree for Christmas. It has to be a very low percentage. Or if they do get a tree, there's some other reason behind it. Their Mom wants them to, their girlfriend persuades them, they want to cut one down themselves, they're gay.... I should get him some manly tree ornaments, like some boobs, barbells, guns, hot rods, a couple of strippers in elf costumes, etc. But then I would get offended.

My favorite ornament on my tree is a cute little robot. I found him at TJ Maxx last year.

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