Thursday, February 16, 2006

Hag

I have become such a hateful, bitter hag. I need to work on turning the mother ship back around so I can continue on a more productive path. I need to do a 180. Surely I can stop myself from turning into a useless bitch if I try hard enough. I just gotta think positively and focus my energy away from the dark side. It's hard when you're a tub of lard and your hair is frizzy and greasy at the same time, just like that pathetic girl you used to make fun of in 6th grade. Not only am I disgusted with myself, I'm disgusted that I'm writing about how disgusted I am. Holy shit, can I please just go the fuck home?

3 comments:

Memphis Chix said...

Hi doody head.
I think you're gorgeous, just for the record. Did you try to call me yesterday? I was napping. Call me if you want to meet for a cocktail l8tr.
Smooches.

Dwayne Butcher said...
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Dwayne Butcher said...

yeah gorgeous
yeah get drunk