What are you supposed to get a guy for Valentine's day? I've never bought a boyfriend anything for Valentine's before, but I guess I need to get something this year, right? Even though they say Valentine's Day is only for women. I have absolutely no idea what would be appropriate. Something quirkly like Dwight's girlfriend from "The Office" got him? - a bobblehead replica of himself? Or something romantic, like....... fuck if I know. Candy? Valentine condoms? CD? Plant? I should get him something thoughtful. Unfortunately I can't think of what that might be.
Maybe I'll get him a singing telegram. I wonder if anyone offers those services in Memphis? I'll get him a lady cop to sing him a Valentine diddy. Now that's romantic.
http://fun4parties.com/telegrams/
Prices start at $150.00. That's a deal.
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I think you're supposed to do something like meet him at the door in a saran-wrap dress to thank him for the jewelry he bought you.
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