I had one of the most unproductive week-ends yet, and that is is very, very, very unproductive as I am a lazy sack of shit on a good day. My downfall began on Friday evening as I proceeded to be suckered in to watching several episodes of "The Search for the Ultimate Coyote Ugly," (or something like that) on CMT (Country Music Television). What is wrong with me? I did go out for a little while to eat and drink. The next day I got up to eat and drink a bit more for lunch, big surprise! The 2 overpriced plastic cups of margaitas forced me to forgo the planned jog to lounge on the couch and conspicuously consume some of the 48 hour Brady Bunch marathon on Nick at Nite. When I eventually dozed off after 5, 6 episodes, I even dreamt I lived in a replica of the Brady Bunch house. That evening I went out to eat and drink some more! My roommate kept on ordering shots for our group and guess who got to split the tab with him? The next day I was able to catch the "Still Brady's After All These Years" special hosted by Jenny McCarthy, after which I ate out with the parents for mother's day and came painfully close to having a nervous breakdown because every person alive was trying to eat out at the same time.
I can't wait for BBQ fest this week-end where I will explode and perish in a grand finale only worthy of the greatest sloth that ever did live.
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