Don't Hassle the Hoff!

I've recently become obsessed with David Hasselhoff after watching his new "music video", which I have graciously posted here for your viewing pleasure. It defies any description that would do it justice. You just have to experience it for yourself. I particularly enjoy when he starts gyrating his hips in front of the American flag. I also enjoy when it seems like the girls say, "I know you're gay." They're actually saying, "I know your game." That's kind of funny.

I was singing the chorus to my manager and said the "I know you're gay," response of the girls. When I realized that he didn't know what I was talking about I was kind of taken aback for a moment because I actually do think he's gay, but I wasn't trying to confess this to him at the moment I was just imitating the Hoff masterpiece.