Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Coworkers!

There's a "coworker"/"superior" of mine who insists on saying hello in the absolutely most annoying falsetto, phony sounding voice that I have ever encountered in my lifetime thus far. "Heeeelllllooooooooooo" When I hear it my skin crawls in retaliation, attempting to escape the offending vibrations emanating from her throat. She's done it twice already today. If I have to hear it again I'm going to throw something at her. Or maybe just throw something against a wall as hard as I can. Maybe I'll just do that anyway because it's actually a very therapeutic activity.

I now leave you with "Fergie's" new video. This is Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, not to be confused with Fergie, the Dutchess. Because if I haven't offended you already with my anger management issues, all of your senses will be offended after watching this....atrocity. Enjoy!


4 comments:

theogeo said...

Sigh. I miss the innocence of the Kids, Incorporated Fergie, before all the talk about the humps and lumps and shit.

Memphis Chix said...
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ml said...

I didn't know Fergie was on Kids Incorporated! Know I don't dislike her as much.

theogeo said...

Yep, remember little blonde-haired Stacey? That was her.