So I'm hungover at work. Not a good combo. I'd like to go home now.
I'm going to Salt Lake City for work on Friday. I've never been to Utah. Perhaps I'll find a nice polygamist to marry while I'm there. Or perhaps I will join the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. I think you have to be a boy and a eunuch though. Perhaps I'll give the "Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints" (or something to that effect) a try. I'm reacalling a hokey public service announcements back in the mid 80's where some kid would break a window with his baseball and then tell the truth to the owner and there was some musical number with the refrain, "I told the truth."
I think I may still be drunk.
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If you haven't read Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakauer, you must read it before you go to Utah! All about crazy FLDS polygamists breaking away from the mainstream Mormon Church because of Mormonism's "sellout" disavowal of polygamy. Crazy stuff.
mormon girls are pretty
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