You Better Shape Up

I'm studying up for next year's Halloween costume.

To Do List:
1. Lose 100 pounds so that I am as thin as Ms. Newton-John
2. Purchase a blonde, curly, pouffy wig
3. Find some spandex type pants that don't give me, um....a "toe"
4. Red heels
5. Practice my dance moves
6. Practice the line "Tell me about it, stud."