Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Schlong's

I can't believe I've left a picture of watermelon sized fake breasts at the top of my blog for weeks. I don't understand why anyone would mutilate their body like that. What kind of men really lust after Frankenstein boobs? I guess the majority of men do or these women in the titty bar/porn industry wouldn't have water balloons inserted into their body.

On the intro to the local news last night they were talking about a new Italian restaurant coming to Cordova where the waitresses will be topless! That's disturbing on so many levels. The last thing this city needs is another "gentleman's club", but having naked women serving consumables to these "gentlemen" is taking the whole concept a little too far. Though several years ago, when I was just a wee lass, some friends and I came up with a concept for a restaurant with naked men servers. The only dish I can remember now is the blue-ball special (reminiscent of the blue plate special). We laughed over that for days. But really, there are so many women-demeaning restaurant/bars in existence today (Hooters, Coyote Ugly, Titty bars, etc.) it would be only fair to have the same type of restaurant directed at the male anatomy. Where is Schlong's, where women can go and ogle young scantily clad men while they eat a tasty treat?

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