Thursday, August 12, 2004

I'd like to take my pants off

My pants are too tight, because I'm fat. Taking them off would make me feel more comfortable and less fat. But I don't think that would be appropriate at work. I guess I'm going to have to lose some weight so I can be comfortable wearing clothes again.

I read some funny stuff on the Blacktable about menstruating. That then lead me to this girl's blog which is also pretty funny.

In other non-related news, last night I read an old journal of mine from 7 years ago. My boyfriend and I are having problems, so I thought reading through the old journal and my thoughts on a previous heart-break would help me prevent an oncoming nervous breakdown. It actually really did help calm me down and regulate my breathing. But damn was I a miserable excuse for a human being back then. Of course the only time I really wrote in the journal was when I was miserable. And I had just had my heart stepped on.

1 comment:

Memphis Word Nerd said...

Okay, for any unsuspecting reader who falls for the "I'm fat" crap...this writer was about a size 4 when I saw her the other day.