Hey Ashton,

For the love of God, please stop polluting the world with your inane, ridiculous television garbage. I have an idea for a reality show. Let's put you in a padded cell with cameras at every angle. Let's watch you slowly starve to death, or maybe just go crazy (we'll give you some bread and water occasionally). Let's broadcast the show live 24/7. The ratings will be through the roof! The only stimulation you will receive is a constant stream of your own reality TV shows. I promise you'll end up hating yourself as much as the rest of us do. Harsh.