I know I've lost any readers I might have had because I'm too much of a slacker to blog regularly. I do have two new terms for taking a poo that I would like to share with any potential passersby.

1. Dischare a steaming grizzly
2. Release a chocolate hostage

My favorite is #2. I always thought I was being clever when I called it, "dropping off the kids at the pool." But that is so last year.

I keep on dreaming that I'm a hurricane refugee. One night I dreamt I was wading through flood waters and I developed a nasty rash. That same night I looked around at all the destruction and told someone that the hurricane had hit, and she replied that actually it was an artwork by some foreing sounding name, like a performance piece instead of reality.

I really need to release a chocolate hostage.