You know you're getting old when there are multiple pregnant people at every social event you attend. When you utter, "So, when are you due?" more often than "What do you do?", you are officially old. Old, with child bearing hips.
You also know you're old when you start gaining weight for no reason, other than the fact that you are old! You can't eat and drink the same any more, oh no, because you will balloon up like a beached whale.
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