The Avian Flu

No one knows what the hell they're talking about when it comes to the Avian Flu, me included. But at least I know a few of the most crucial and relevant facts about the dangers of the disease and how it could wipe out a huge percentage of the population and change the face of the world as we know it. Kind of like the apocalypse. But the local news media is completely clueless, and they really should read up on the facts don't you think? Since it is their job and all to keep the public informed. "Hi, I'm a local news anchor and I don't know shit about anything. Stay tuned for the weather." For the record, there isn't a shortage of vaccine for the Avian Flu, dipshit, because it hasn't mutated into a form that can be transferred from human to human, thus there can be no vaccine yet. You must be getting confused with the flu fiasco last year regarding a shortage of flu shots? Please get your manicured head out of your ass and get your facts straight. This is kind of an important story. Now I know it can get complicated, it's science stuff! But I suggest you get a better handle on it for future broadcasts.