I apologize to my hundreds of readers out there. I know you've been salivating for my return to the blogosphere. Life is not worth living without my witty prose, I know. Alas, I have returned. I have missed my little obscure blog.
At this very moment my stomach is eating itself, the acid gurgling in my empty belly. It wants something to digest and share with my bloodstream. I wonder how long it takes to starve to death? I assume many months. After awhile the hunger pains would subside. Hunger pains suck. They make you fat.
I discovered Stumble Upon a few days ago. It's an interesting application. I found lots of interesting sites. That internet is something else!