Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Tongue action

Yesterday evening around 7:00 I went for a jog in my Cooper-Young neighborhood. I usually avoid eye contact with other people because I don't feel like exchanging smiles. So there's a lesbian couple walking down the street and for some reason I decide to actively smile at them. All I get is a blatant stare down from the extremely butch girl. I smiled yet again - nothing but a hostile stare. So I stick out my toungue and make a crazy contorted face. And I never looked back. One of these days I will get my ass kicked. But come on, just give a half smile back for fuck's sake. Geez.

1 comment:

Memphis Chix said...

This guy's got the Colbert video in 3 pieces: http://www.brandonmorrison.com/brandonian/